For a moment there I thought this was you because of the avatar!
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People I go to Uni with messaged me today saying the night out was called off because not a lot of people want to go and that it will just be their boyfriends and girlfriends going. I don’t think I could be around that all night. How am I meant to meet someone if I cannot get out there?? I really just wanted to hang out with that girl from Uni more. Now I Don’t know what to do because I’m too Fucking shy to ask her out for a drink or something :/ seriously, Fuck my night….
Become a faggot. Problem solved.
However, that’s the part that forgets how boring it was.
Spam mails are an endless source of joy, looking at the ones I get I’m seriously considering doing a PhD on spam language.
I just got a mail from a woman who introduced herself like this:
‘I am a Thelma Woman. This means your very intrested in my friendship now. Okay. I am waiting for your reply. Okay. THANKS. xxx Thelma’
I always love trying to decode these too.
Are mind numbingly depressed.
I wasn’t sad before, but after realising that I’ve been infected.